Art and apparel for people who are sick of this shit already.
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The Cola Corporation has been banned, censored, de-listed, and harrassed by the following organizations and institutions:
• Los Angeles Police Department
• Customs and Border Protection
• Southwest Airlines
• Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Pinterest, Etsy
• Chicago Cultural Center
• Chicago Design Museum
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ABOUT
I started the Cola Corporation in 2019, during the first Trump administration. I felt compelled to respond to the flamboyant stupidity that increasingly characterized politics, discourse, and everyday life.
Since then, Big Tech platforms have banned me. Law enforcement has hassled me. Institutions that should know better have de-listed me. Each confrontation became a story. Each story found a new audience.
The story is just getting started.
--Cola(that's me in the photo 👋)
FAQs
You have seven days to return unwanted items, *provided that the items are in new condition*. I reserve the right to refuse returns if the item is damaged or worn.
How returns work:
1. Email info {at} thecolacorporation {dot} com. I'll give you return instructions.
2. You ship the item back at your own expense.
3. If you would like an exchange, there is an $8 fee to get the new shipment to you.
I'm not Amazon. Cola is a one-man brand. Processing returns is a significant pain in the ass. Please check sizing charts and size videos before ordering.With that said, sometimes things just don't work out. I want people to love wearing my stuff. So, if you regret a purchase, I'm willing (although not necessarily happy) to get it back from you.
I ship USPS Ground. All orders come with tracking, except individual sticker packs, which I mail regular first class. Orders ship within two business days. Once I turn packages over to USPS, I have no control over delivery. I am not responsible for packages that are lost, stolen, or otherwise not delivered properly. I no not work for USPS, and I have absolutely no control over USPS logistics.