ART AND APPAREL FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SICK OF THIS SHIT ALREADY

EXHIBIT A

Rotating core: New designs mixed with all-time bestsellers

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FAILED STATE

The flagship design that states the truth

COLA LABS

Luxury fabrics, specialty prints, and progressive silhouettes

FAQs

  • You have seven days to return unwanted items, *provided that the items are in new condition*. I reserve the right to refuse returns if the item is damaged or worn.

    How returns work:

    1. Email info {at} thecolacorporation {dot} com. I'll give you return instructions.

    2. You ship the item back at your own expense.

    3. If you would like an exchange, there is an $8 fee to get the new shipment to you.

    I'm not Amazon. Cola is a one-man brand. Processing returns is a significant pain in the ass. Please check sizing charts and size videos before ordering.

    With that said, sometimes things just don't work out. I want people to love wearing my stuff. So, if you regret a purchase, I'm willing (although not necessarily happy) to get it back from you.

  • I ship USPS Ground. All orders come with tracking, except individual sticker packs, which I mail regular first class. Orders ship within two business days. Once I turn packages over to USPS, I have no control over delivery. I am not responsible for packages that are lost, stolen, or otherwise not delivered properly. I no not work for USPS, and I have absolutely no control over USPS logistics.

  • 1. ALL PEOPLE DESERVE SAFE HOUSING.

    2. ALL PEOPLE DESERVE NUTRITIOUS FOOD.

    3. ALL PEOPLE DESERVE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

    4. ALL PEOPLE DESERVE FREE EDUCATION.

    5. ALL PEOPLE DESERVE MEANINGFUL WORK.

    6. FASCISTS ARE NOT PEOPLE.

ABOUT

I started the Cola Corporation in 2019, during the first Trump administration. I felt compelled to respond to the flamboyant stupidity that increasingly characterized politics, discourse, and everyday life. My initial designs found a small but highly appreciative audience who shared my anger and exasperation. While the brand was born of my personal frustration, it has been sustained by an ever-growing community—one that shares a fact-based sense of reality and values the welfare of all humankind.

Welcome to the Cola Corporation.

I'm happy you're here.

--Cola, aka Joe
(that's me in the photo 👋)

HEADWEAR

The bestselling Carter Cap + limited editions

BACK CATALOGUE

Low inventory, designs not returning

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